JUGGMEGA, the meglamaniacal fort corner of the rap bermuda triangle
with sight beyond like lion-o.
I'll always find new ways to tell you that I got bars,
you can say the sky's the limit for you, I got mars.
I fight dope beats with dope lyrics. man, I got scars,
and I plan to leave the mic untouchable like i got SARS.
I know you're used to hearing me calm and rapping with precision,
But If I want to change my style I don't really need your permission,
because of my vision and the persistance to keep moving to the distance,
my style glistens, and i make all rappers second fiddle like Pippen.
Nowadays rappas be claiming they the best, and getting butthurt
when another rapper make the same claim. They in their feelings like lame dames
and catfight over the crown like its a tiara
and they're waiting for the winner to be announced by Steve Harva.
I guess he read the cue carda wrong, because the name he meant to say
starts with a J and ends in U-double G. can't no dude trouble me.
What! You think i'm really gonna ever say someone can beat me?
what I look like letting some other rapper think he can defeat me?
these dudes better be lucky I'm retired from the battle scene.
I got the flows that are essential for your health like Beta carotene.
and I can use words that have multiple syllables like all your favorite double time rappas
I can spit words like a semi-automatic weapon and make a dude step like a kappa.
Quan is the cappa de tuti of tootie's tooty frooty working her parts like i'm Napa.
55 metaphors per hour without any breaks, and if you want I can go faster.
SPAZZZZ....the final frontier,
II can do t like Donald duck...

I grab the mic and go BLAAAAAAHHH!!
okay, i can't think fo anything that rhymes with that. freak it.
you gotta undersrtand that Quan is an iconoclaste
breaking the standards of rapping in half when I'm putting my raps on a phonograph
and I don't need no photographs of your girl like Def Leppard
my wife gives it to me better than your best heiffer.
I'm undertaker wrestlemania level,
you just trying to bury me like Paul Levesque with the shovel.
way back in the 90s we woulda called you a hater,
do me a favor and go get your throat force crushed like darth vader
so i don't have to hear you complaining. You're not entertaining,
you ought to be training instead you cry like it's raining
about the next guy, with all them sneak indirect jabs,
but when you see em in person you be like, oh that's my fam!
that lyric wasn't about you, even though I quoted one your your songs,
and referenced stuff only you've been through, and even described your moms.
I used to think that was cold. Now I think it's just old.
I've got more important stuff to talk about than you, truth be told.
see, jugg and wax are like the poor man's Preemo and royce
writing isht that should be more acclaimed than james joyce.
cuz these are portraits of an artist as an emcee
i used to eat competition because they were gluten free
in other words they wasn't getting no bread,
they be like broken guillotines, cuz they ain't getting no head.

Doesn't matter the room, Jugghead is the smartest guy in it.
still the speaker of the house, even if elected to senate.
majority leader representing the after party
that's claiming michigan though his little brother's a sparty.
and I'm not saying that just to be clever.
my little brother really did attend michigan state, so whatever.
I'm grabbing the mic and I hold it real tight while them others be catching the Z's
so I'm waking you up and I'm filling your cup with some herbal caffinated tea.
this one little rap snot doubted that Jugghead was a spazzer,
but when they told him Jugg was better than his favorite rapper,
he said: No! It's not true! It's not possible!
search your feelings buttboy, and fall in line like a domino.
and all you other haters are as lame as you seem,
chasing me down to ridicule me just for chasing my dreams,
but really, who's the bigger fool, the fool in front or the fool following?
if you feel disrespected, act like you forgot your oxygen
and gag on it. I'm good at this, so I'm gon' brag on it.
Confident, but never say I put swag on it, daggone it.
see, J-U-double G is to rapping what Wayman Tisdale was to B-ball and Jazz
I'll leave them inthe dust like I'm in the Daytona 500 with feet on the gas.
bet against me and I'll break all your brackets and I really hope you were betting the farm.
it's only right cuz the odds were a million to one against me ever getting this far.
My raps are fresh because I got the crazy dope moves.
that's why mickey, minnie, daisy, goofy and Pluto all approve.