Shake My Butt

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a fun song about getting your groove on, in more ways than one.


I never was a clubber but I used to go to frat shows
In my college days, everytime the campus had those,
Gluteyi were phat, tho I never got that close,
Tonight I’m hedonistic like I’m running with the rakdos
…that was a nerd joke. Google it.
This time I’m getting on that flinttown foolishness
plus they’re playing Drop That Bass at the Michigan Union,
All the girls are on the floor shaking and moving,
and I’m perusing and cruising the scene asking the leading freaks
if they want to dance, and getting turned down repeatedly,
but suddenly, out of nowhere, these two big ladies
jump in front of and behind me, and start gyrating.
now normally I’m not really into the fatter ones,
but what the heck, I’m in a manwich now, time to have some fun
they freaked me down, and were gone when the song stopped.
thumbs up to my crew, like “that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout!”

My man is getting married, and guess who’s the best man?
I’m getting my groove on at his reception
Trying to get my vince Vaughn on it’s a prowl
For a pretty little wedding guest who’s feeling my style
I feel like coming off like a cheap itchy toupee
And get at every girl except the one who caught the bouquet
I don’t want her getting any ideas,
I’m still a swinging single bacheler who’s only trying to grab a her
And ravish her, I’d like to make that occur with this pretty one in lavender
Who looks like she’ll require all my staminer.
I walk up to her, hey, girl, how ya doin’?
This wedding’s got some class, so maybe you and I should truant,
And play hookie. You caught my eye like lookie lookie,
My bizkit ain’t limp, I’ll do it all for the nookie.
She answered me, but her voice was deeper than a man’s.
So I cut her off and say there’s been a slight change of plans…

Go shawty – it’s ya birthday
Go shawty – It’s ya birfday
“Quan, stop being such a stick in the mud,
You need to get out and be social, so just get in a pub.”
Yeah, they finally managed to drag me out to a club,
But by now I’m in my 30s and I’m not feeling the buzz
I’m posted up at the buffet table, munching a chicken wing
Bored as heck, cuz I ain’t out on the floor doing wicked things
I’m bout to say forget this and go outside
When they play that stevie wonder and dance the electric slide.
Mine eyes don’t cry no more
Until I see an onion booty gyrating up on the floor.
How’d I find that? Yo, I really need to get behind that,
My lap forgot what booty felt like, time to remind that.
I ask for a dance with the tender,
she turns around and says, Of course you can have it. I’m your wife, remember?
Uh…yeah I knew it was you. I’m just playin’,
But why you never dance like this at home? I’m just sayin’…

I don’t want your number, I wanna get on the floor and do my dance.
I just wanna shake my butt
I don’t wanna take you home, I just wanna get on the floor and do my dance.
I just wanna shake my butt
I don’t want your number, I wanna get on the floor and do my dance.
I just wanna shake my but
You don’t have to take me home If you let me get on the floor and do my dance.


from The Third One, released August 29, 2014
written, produced and recorded by Jugghead




Jugghead Flint, Michigan

Jugghead Green is Quan's musical alter-ego. He is Quan's unrestrained psyche, speaking out on whatever is on his mind whenever he feels like it, without the restraint or tact Quan would normally use. Jugghead can say the things Quan only wishes he could say, and can talk about the things Quan only wishes he could talk about. ... more

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