The Henchmen (feat. Rex of Lost Millennium, Masdamind, Unique The Eskimo, and Nic Bolas)

by Jugghead

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Jugghead enlists a few MCs for "The Henchmen," a special remix to his song "The Henchman" from his upcoming album "You Only Die Once." In this song, Nerdcore rappers Masdamind and Unique The Cool Eskimo join with up and coming lyricists Nic Bolas and Rex of Lost Millennium, each rapping as an iconic henchman from the James Bond franchise.

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lyrics

Chorus (Jugghead):
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen

Baron Samedi (Rex of Lost Millennium):
you think my dancing is just a tourist attraction/
but your witnessing the voodoo death god back in action/
master assassin and the man who cannot die/
this time the burning card signifies how your soul fries/
my only mission is to protect the bosses poppy fields/
and as long as im living ill see anyone who tries to stop me killed/
did i forget to mention how i come and cause death/
and I'm just the henchman so your not ready for the boss yet/
and when bond tried to stop me i really found it funny/
he actually thought he got me but he really shot a dummy/
then i rose from a grave and displayed that i was ready/
so i went for his head while holding a machete/
but he got me threw me in a poisonous pit/
of snakes now my veins are where the poison will sit/
and he was surely convinced that i had actually passed away/
but at the end of the day you could see me laughing on a train.

Chorus (Jugghead):
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen

Odd Job (Masdamind):
Odd job is the name, I be on my suit and my tie thing
Walking around with the flying guillotine
Big guy, big tux, big hat, i Chop your head off
Crush a golf ball with one hand, then I jet off (4)
Built like a brick, so when u throw it, I don’t feel it
Chop so deep I might snap your double helix
Sinister smile with a sinister ‘stache
Bodyguard to Goldfinger, expert at hand to hand
Combat tactics, you won’t get past this
Henchman, The best in all that Im tasked with
An admirable manservant but mute
Don’t miss a target when I shoot
You can’t escape your destiny
you wanna leave? then you gotta get through me
I might be silent, but I’m deadly as the mob
N crazy, thats why they call me the Odd Job

Chorus (Jugghead):
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen

Zao (Unique The Eskimo):
Come and catch can you keep up as I enter with a blow
I'm in Cuba, senoritas or Korea, not the South
Hey I wonder where the Z comes from my people can me Zao
I bring guns in for my leader like the guns, "Can't keep me out"
I bring heat in from the DMZ the Sun and Moon both F*** with me (Tan Sun Moon)
I'll kill you and I wouldn't skip a beat, "It's not a luxury"
With diamonds in my face, ‘Cause in my case they just blew up with me,
They caught me, but they traded me for him “Can’t get enough of me.”
Like Kim I am the Man I got missiles in my Jag
I'll make every citizen just do a sit up with my swag
Change colors like Chamileons, you call me Kill Cam
I could look like Carson Daily and still be militant
I'm exciting when I enter like the hype is in the building
I'll be rich or I'll die trying with my diamonds to the ceiling
Pound my fist! Taking M16 to town without a feeling
While I'm looking like the Crow, when his mascara was peeling
Cause I'm pale like an angel of death, I have arrived
I'll do anything in service to my master, samurai
take any assassin and i'll clean in half the time
you don't understand just what I mean, is that is I
Run up on your mans, everybody has to die
I'll a killa to the core and I'll never pacify
I don't care who you are, what you do, ask me why
I'll say its only part of my master's grand design!

Jaws (Nic Bolas):
…I like to get my hands dirty,
I won’t waste breath on being wordy,
Jaws - My calling card is service with a smile.
Make sure the price is right, and I’ll make it worth your while.
Cuz im bigger and I’m stronger. Damned near indestructible
All about business. I’ve seen many bosses come and go
But I still remain. Notice my unique dental work,
Heavy metal fillings: I guarantee my dentures hurt.
You got gold in your mouth? I got steel
I don’t need fronts to look tough. My fangs are real.
And trust me, you don’t want to be my next meal.
You can run or fight. I don’t care – I’m hard to kill
I’m the dog that takes a real bite out of crime,
A lotta names in the game, but you will remember mine.
Remorseless, relentless, inventive, obsessive-
Compulsive, destructive, and you’re out of luck, kid.

Chorus (Jugghead):
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Before you see the boss, you gotta see the henchmen
The henchmen, the henchmen
Before you see the boss, you’ve got to be ready
To see Odd Job, Zao, Jaws, Baron Samedi.
The weapons that we’re carrying are heavy,
Cold-blooded from birth, everything we do is certified deadly.
It doesn’t matter if it’s New Orleans,
Fort Knox, on Great Britain, right in front of your queen,
We do mean things, all in the name of our employer,
If you stand in our way, we will destroy ya. Call a lawyer,
You’re gonna need one to fill out your will,
Give your goods to your next of kin whenever you’re killed,
Cause the odds of you surviving are minimal.
Remember that You’re dealing with professional criminals:
The Henchmen.

credits

released July 26, 2015
Produced and Mixed by Jugghead for Expectus Music
Recorded at Expectus Studios in Grand Blanc, MI

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Jugghead Green is Quan's musical alter-ego. He is Quan's unrestrained psyche, speaking out on whatever is on his mind whenever he feels like it, without the restraint or tact Quan would normally use. Jugghead can say the things Quan only wishes he could say, and can talk about the things Quan only wishes he could talk about. ... more

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